Meet the Crew
Seth: Master of history facts, dead languages, and useless trivia. I enjoy things the way they used to be, newer games and mainstream media are too shallow and lacking in quality for my tastes. When I am not reading obscure books I am creating obscenely intricate contraptions in open world/world building video games. If only people ever paid attention to what I was saying they might understand how fun these obscure indie games about medieval warfare really are.
Dustin: The term "gamer" doesn't do proper justice for this guy. Dustin is as present as a hibernating bear when any video game is released. We don't hear from him for weeks, sometimes years. Mention anything WWE and you've got yourself an intense conversation. Currently, Dustin specializes in badassery as he slays whatever comes his way. Favorite sports include Mountain Dew, PS4, and gas station pizza.
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Cory: The crew's expert sportsologist whose favorite teams include Kentucky, Chicago Cubs, Memphis Grizzlies, and Pittsburgh Steelers. “Wait, does this guy pick his teams by spinning a wheel or rolling dice?” No, rest assured, there’s a rational explanation. Sports aside, Cory is known for his fondness of Disney movies. You might find him belting the words to Disney songs in the shower or carving doodles of Simba into his walls at three in the morning.
Zach: The guy who has been magical best friends with himself since he was a young boy and the self proclaimed best drummer in the history of the universe. Zach has spent many an hour behind his drum pad. Want to go hang out? Nah, Zach is practicing. When he actually decides to do something productive, Zach puts his efforts into starting up his own sound mixing business, so if you need someone to make you sound like a pop star when you sound like someone who struggles speaking a single language, Zach is your man. Despite all of Zach’s musical knowledge, he tends to struggle with English sometimes. He has a problem distinguishing the difference between certain 4 letter words and the phrase “two words.” Warning: if you intend to contact this person, allow yourself a months time before you need a reply.
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Nic: Lithe and cunning, I may be your last pick for water polo but I'd assuredly be your first pick for regular polo. When I'm not massaging my own ego I enjoy going into the wild and hunting and firing at the theses of my colleagues. I left my past involvement in huge worlds and daring adventure when I decided I'd rather move somewhere entirely colder and more rude. I find it hard to live at the level of the common folk. You should all play The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt.
Brad: The residential NBA expert. Brad has participated in multiple NBA combines and has been asked to return home within 10 minutes each time. At the young age of 7, Brad became the first child to fight, kill, skin, cook and eat an entire adult bear by himself. Brad currently plays the guitar, nightly, in-front of his mirror, for hours, working on his serenades. Long term Brad wants to be the leanest World's Strongest Man champion and is working on his personal record of most TV dinners consumed in a year.
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